From graduation parties to holiday gatherings to poolside barbecues, Carmela gives you everything you need to keep your personal crew as happy as a clam in red sauce: over 75 delicious new Neapolitan-based recipes as well as scores of Soprano-approved tips on picking the ideal location, choosing tasteful decorations, whipping up the best drinks, and selecting the right music. Sweetening the festa are dozens of never-seen illustrations and insightful commentaries from Soprano relatives and intimates. You’ll find “AJ” Soprano’s confirmation invitation, advice on “party anxiety” from therapist Dr. Jennifer Melfi, a term paper by Meadow Soprano on “Why My Grandmother Can’t Cook,” advice from family friend Paulie Walnuts on throwing a surprise party, and much, much more.
Unsure about wine? Follow the advice of Artie Bucco, proprietor of the renowned Nuovo Vesuvio restaurant in Newark, New Jersey: “If you have steak, a `big’ meat dish, think of a `big’ red wine like a California Burgundy. I guess you could match it with a big white wine, too, but I don’t know of any big white wines.”
Want to surprise with a birthday gift? Model yours after what Carmela plans on giving her husband, waste management executive Tony Soprano, on his fiftieth: a Dean Martin impersonator, an outdoor screening of his favorite film, The Public Enemy, starring James Cagney, and a monogrammed putter. (But no ritzy watch. He has a dozen of them.) Planning a wedding? Find inspiration in the vision of Carmela’s sister-in-law, Janice Soprano Baccilieri: “As guests enter a cathedral of pines, they would pass an ancient wishing well where they could deposit small presents or deep thoughts about life and love. Ideally, I would love for the whole ceremony to be done in the nude, but unfortunately, the time for that kind of pagan openness has long passed.” Flustered by funerals? Heed the wise suggestions for his own wake from Tony’s Uncle Corrado “Junior” Soprano: “A lot of food, no crap, a lot of homemade Bucassi vino, a nice speech from Bobby Bacala, since he was always the nicest to me of all those bums, and me singing like Caruso on the Victrola.” In Carmela’s words: “What’s closer to a celebration of life than celebrations? Look for them, jump into them, charger plates and all, and have a ball.”
