For fans of The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump and demoralised cats who need a pick-me-up.
You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? The answer to the question: ‘What would the offspring of a Wotsit and a dolphin look like?’ Yeah, that guy. Well, he also happens to be the 45th President of the United States of America.
There are many questions to be asked of Trump – did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all of them, though, is this: Is he smarter than your cat?*
There’s only one way to find out…
To complete the Cat vs Trump test you will need:
A cat
A pencil
The ability to forget that the world feels like it’s on the brink
of nuclear apocalypse for a bit
A reminder of POTUS’s biggest gaffes and a genuine cat IQ test all in one, this is the perfect present for cat lovers and Donald detractors alike…
*SPOILER ALERT – NO
