Dear Diary,

Life’s been awfully busy since the Coronation. Those tiaras don’t choose themselves and managing Charles is a full time job when he’s giving it the full King at the drop of a hat. I’ve barely enough time to watch Bargain Hunt. Is it any wonder I have to smoke so much?

Cheerio for now,
Camilla

From Hilary Rose, the sharp witted writer for The Times, comes her first book, a hilarious royal parody.

Taking us from coronations to overseas tours, from a royally doomed family Christmas to TV dinners with Below Deck Med, Queen Camilla reveals in her personal diary how she keeps it real when life is anything but. With a cast of characters including the King, wily courtier Sir Clive, sidekick sister Annabel and assorted Jack Russell terriers, The Secret Diary of Queen Camilla is a wickedly funny, entirely fictitious, insight into life behind palace walls.